From: | Pras Anand <pras_anand(at)hotmail.com> |
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Date: | Mon, 3 Nov 2008 14:31:42 +0100 |
Subject: | RE: [WDDM] unbelieveable predictions |
sounds like a spin tactic to me dis/mis/piss-information at it's finest : confusing, inaccurate and diverting from the real issues Pras Anand http://civilsandbox.com - Project blog http://sandboxcollective.com - Sandbox collective development space http://aliensayswhat.com - Fictional work-in-progress about existence on planet earth http://blog.myspace.com/mrpras - Myspace (newer blog) http://mrpras.blogspot.com - oldest Weblog +31628907650 > Date: Sun, 2 Nov 2008 19:50:17 -0600 > From: becketl(at)auburn.edu > To: wddm@world-wide-democracy.net > Subject: Re: [WDDM] unbelieveable predictions > > Too bad the astrologer knows nothing of the U.S. Constitution. Nancy > Pelosi constitutionally MUST succeed Palin. No reputable American > astrologer would have made such an ignorant error. > > Ted Becker > > >>> Sabzali Khan <khansabzali(at)yahoo.com> 11/2/2008 3:55 PM >>> > > According to the latest report in the New York Times, a famous > astrologist > has made these predictions: > > Sarah Palin will be elected Vice President of USA and then will divorce > her > husband and marry Asif Ali Zardari. > > President McCain will die of old age and natural causes. > > Palin will become President of the USA. > > After Palin gets killed by an unknown group of 'terrorists', her > hastily > handwritten last will and testament will be discovered by her husband > Zardari. > > Her will will say " Zardari will inherit my presidency after my > death". > This will be frantically waved (once) in front of the Congress. It > will > than be put into an envelope and will replace the Declaration of > Independence document. > > Zardari will become the next President of the USA. > > Bilawal will change his name to BILAWAL BHUTTO PALIN ZARDARI. > > The Republican Party will be renamed the Peoples Party of America, and > Asif > Ali Zardari will also be Co-Chairman. > > Lincoln Tunnel will be renamed as the Shaheed Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto > Underpass. > > Times Square will be renamed as Shaheed Mohtarma Benazir Bhutto Chowk. > > By Order, all government staff and the military will be required to > loudly > scream 'Jiye Bhutto' with every salute..thereby ensuring that the > White > House resounds with the chanting of 'Jiye Bhutto'. > > Jahangir Badr will take over as Secretary of State, while Sherry > Rehman > will > be installed as Press Secretary. > > All the energy utility companies in America will be nationalized, and a > new > institution known as Water and Power Development of America (WAPDA) > will be > created to create, supply and manage America's energy needs. > > Thereafter America will be introduced to the wonderful institution and > money > saving measure of 'loadshedding'. > > To bring the obese American nation to health, frequent 'food' > shortages > will > be created. > > At long last, America will finally be at par with Pakistan and on the > road > to riches! > > Alam Zeb > > |